JUSTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE

These events actually transpired. Fangirl + Fangirl + Easy Access to Puns = SOMETHING TO RUN AWAY FROM REALLY FAST. Although I think my friend here is a much bigger pervert than I am.

Ohh, this excursion was glorious -- jumping from item to item in the store screaming "JUSTICE PANTS! JUSTICE WATCH! JUSTICE HAIRBRUSH!!" as my friend made all sorts of shipping jokes. Tee-hee. (Yes, there was underwear that said "Justice" on it. We lawl'd.) ohhhhh those poor employees...

To those of you who are completely and utterly confused: This excursion was made solely so we could make all kinds of Justice puns referring to the main character of Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney. The grape-scented shower gel joke is something you have to play the game to understand. (That, and we just like thinking up situations that end with Kristoph going on a rampage.)

Items featured:
1) JUSTICE lotion
2) JUSTICE recorder
3) JUSTICE strawberries
4) JUSTICE grape-scented shower gel
5) JUSTICE ACADEMY shirt
6) JUSTICE frilly fuzzy sequiny girly phone

Items that didn't make the cut due to space constraints:
1) ROCK JUSTICE shirt
2) JUSTICE Absolutely Adorable facial kit (or something like that)
3) LOVE JUSTICE...thing
4) MORE LOVE JUSTICE hoodie
5) JUSTICE journal with a heart and the word "Love" and...a guitar and...KEY on it.....(oh geez why did I not include this?!?)

...KEEP IT A SECRET TO EVERYBODY *runs and hides*